I Know a Guy: Shady Life Simulator

I Know a Guy: Shady Life Simulator is developed by ** Bunch’o’Nerds** and published by ** Bunch’o’Nerds**, released on Sep 25, 2026.

Run your pizza shop up front and handle shady business out back. Help hand-crafted NPCs with favors that never go as planned. Play solo or online co-op with up to four players and expand your operation across Hobarey Town. In this darkly comedic management sim - become that guy everyone knows.

Basic Information

Store page feature tags: Single-player, Multi-player, Co-op, Online Co-op, Steam Achievements, Camera Comfort, Playable without Timed Input, Save Anytime, Stereo Sound, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing.

Official Introduction Key Points

1. You owe a dangerous, mysterious mafia a serious amount of money. They don’t call. They don’t warn you. They kidnap you and make it clear: work it off, or else. Run your pizza shop, take on shady favors, and get to know the people of Hobarey Town while doing the mafia’s dirty work. Learn who to trust, who to use, and who to avoid.
2. Maybe you’ll pay off your debt. Maybe you’ll build the right connections to start a new life.
3. EXPERIENCE DUAL-LIFE
4. Manage a pizza shop up front while running illegal jobs out back. Keep both sides operating without drawing police attention or blowing your cover.
5. TAKE SHADY JOBS
6. Complete illegal favors for NPCs, including cleaning bloody clothes, ordering restricted items from the dark web, disposing of evidence, and even burning bodies in your own oven. Every job increases payout, risk, and police attention.
7. BUILD YOUR REPUTATION
8. Build a strong cover by becoming the best pizza shop in town while separately earning trust in the shady underworld. Each side progresses on its own, unlocking different jobs, tools, and risks.

Minimum System Requirements (Windows)

- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 1600 or Intel Core i5-8400
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1060 or AMD Radeon RX580
- Storage: 6 GB available space
- Sound Card: -

Achievement Highlights

• Things Got Serious
• You Made It Through
• I’m Just Here For The Pizza
• Get Your Hands Dirty
• A Sucker Punch?
• What’s Your Favorite Topping
• To The Moon!
• Stay Cool Stay Focused

Legal Notice

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Official Screenshots

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